I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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