i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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