i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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