We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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