And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
