Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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