called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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