So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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