there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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