I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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