Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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