In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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