So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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Boobs are out for the taking
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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