im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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