im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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