Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
my poor anus
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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