I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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