its not stalking. its research.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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