Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
accomplished twins. life is a go
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
is this the sara with the beer cane?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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