Sponge bath it is.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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