Where is the hickey?
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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