remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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