Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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