He is an equal opportunity slut.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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