If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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