I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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