last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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