I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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