Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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