Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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