defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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