Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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