I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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