Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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