Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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