Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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