I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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