remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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