apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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