It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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