Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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