Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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