Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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