She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
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We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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