I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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