Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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