Kareoke will never be a sober sport
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like heaven, but drunker
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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