Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Randomize
