is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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