Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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