Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Shame is for Republicans.
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