why im i the only drunk person in the library?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He better not be in your backpack
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
The adults are the big ones right?
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