Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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