If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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