what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
ok first of all what the fuck
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