and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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