Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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