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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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