You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
one might say we're banned from that church
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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